Breaking News: Dirty Donna Brazile caught passing Fake Results to Beatty and Dunaway before Oscars!

This reporter has learned from inside sources that Former DNC Chair Dirty Donna Brazile was seen passing an envelope to Warren Beatty and Faye Dunaway during rehearsal the day before. Sources also said they saw what looked to be persons in the shadows resembling Hillary Clinton and John Podesta. As one source got closer Zee over heard them discussing Russia and President Trump. It is not clear exactly what the details were about, but one can speculate that they were trying to figure out a way to blame Russia, Putin,Trump and start a race war!

The clandestine meeting was aborted abruptly when they noticed the unnamed source listening in. Dirty Donna and the other two scurried off into the darkness of stage left. Oh and did I mention this is just mocking and Satire? Here is the real story!

Oscars end in disaster with ‘wrong’ Best Picture
Warren Beatty, Faye Dunaway blow announcement in final moments

The 2017 Academy Awards ended in a disastrous scandal, as actor Warren Beatty and Faye Dunaway revealed that “La La Land” won for Best Picture.

However, once the stars of that film were on stage for their acceptance speeches, the award was taken away and announced that “Moonlight” was actually the Best Picture winner.

Beatty explained that he had opened the envelope and read a card which said “Emma Stone and La La Land.” He said he was confused, but it was actually Dunaway who erroneously announced “La La Land” as the winner.

“I wasn’t trying to be funny,” Beatty noted on camera.

“Moonlight” director Barry Jenkins then rushed to the stage to accept the real award for Best Picture.

“Very clearly, even in my dreams this could not be true,” Jenkins said. “But to hell with dreams, I’m done with it, cause this is true. Oh my goodness.”

Host Jimmy Kimmel tried to take some responsibility away from Beatty, suggesting it was his fault the program ended the way it did. He said he would never host the Oscars again as the program went off the air. Read the rest here.