Ban those Assault Hammers

Quick, ban those ASSAULT HAMMERS. Hurry Hurry, its for the Tellers.

Jon Watkins Government Propaganda

Well I just could not resist that. This is a response to a story that was linked on Drudge, Matt has it entitled FBI: Man robbed Alaska bank at hammerpoint but the story line at The Smoking Gun is “Run On Guns Has Now Forced Poor Robbers To Stick Up Banks At Hammerpoint” and here is part of the article.

A 61-year-old man is facing a federal felony charge in connection with the hammerpoint stickup Wednesday of an Anchorage, Alaska bank, according to an FBI affidavit.

Investigators allege that Alan Bronson Rice walked into a KeyBank branch and removed a hammer from a small backpack. When Rice placed the tool on the counter at a teller’s window, a KeyBank employee asked “what he was going to do with the hammer.”

After motioning that he would strike teller Houa Vue with the hammer, Rice announced, “I need your money. Give me your 100s and 50s. I’m gonna hit you with this hammer. Hurry up!” Vue handed Rice $1039 and he exited the bank at 2:40 PM.See the rest here

I mean like WOW dude, Do you know how much that scared me when I read that? I am a carpenter and have many different sizes and kinds of Hammers. Those Hammers may Assault someone one day. I guess I will have to keep my tool box locked up and away from good people because they might just jump out of that tool box, into someone’s hand and commit a Crime. Oh what to do, what to do.

I hope you know I am being sarcastic? But I am sure there are some Mentally Ill Fascists out there like Obama, Biden, the Wicked Witch of the West Dianne Feinstein and the rest of those commies who, once they get all the guns will come after Hammers, Knives, Clubs, Fists, Drunks and yes those evil Automobiles. On second thought they will leave the drunks alone because they are revenue generating asset.

Go back to sleep now all is well with the Fascists in charge. I will be awhile before they come to round you up and take you to the F.E.M.A ReEducation Camps.