#BlackFriday is #Racist! I demand it be changed to a Non-Race specific term. I am going to sue the Trump administration because it is their fault and they did nothing about the Reindeer shitin’ and fartin’ that caused the wildfires!!
Because of Christmas at this time of the year, ole Santa Clause done gotta feed them critters more magic beans so they can fly to more houses because the planet is over populated!
Hey, I have the science to prove it and I got phd’s who will vouch for my research.
I also demand Santa put poop bags on the reindeer so they don’t shit on my truck when he flies over.
He does not stop at my house, but them deer just gotta shit on my truck out of revenge! Why do them there deer gotta be hatin on me so much? I have not been huntin in a very long time and have not kilt one of their kin folk since 2010!
I think them deers are Racist too. Never did get what I wanted for Christmas and now I have PTSD because of it! Gonna sue them and my porn lawyer says I got me a good case because I never beat my wife or girlfriends!
Yea, and all that methane has melted the ice cap so the polar bears can’t eat the seals causing the seal population to explode and they poke more holes in the ice causing the sun to shine more gooder!
SAVE THE WHALES DAMN IT!
Now I gotta cut down on Candy and Freckles (our cats) food to offset the chance of wildfires in the Antarctic. I hope you people who celebrate Christmas and support Trump are happy! I will have a Blue Christmas now and the cats will scratch me and I will get Cat Scratch Fever!
I do hope you know I am Mocking the Communist Left and RINO’s! But I am sure that some deranged idiot would really believe it!
If you go to the store to buy Meat, don't run to the Milk section or the Junk Food aisle looking for it!!
The Meat Section is the True Gospel of Jesus Christ.
The Milk Section is likened to those who will not preach on sin and Hell, just a feel good message, the Social gospel.
The Junk Food Isle is the outright false doctrine AKA the prosperity gospel, name it and claim it, the Hebraic Roots movement and other false teachings!!
Feasting on just Milk and Junk will eventually cause you great harm, you can count on it!!
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